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Give me Red! / Nancy Boy

*sighs* I am always on the hunt for new bedding. This everlong hunt has taken me to every store imagineable, from the ritzy to the ghetto & everywhere inbetween. One day at one of the ghetto stores, my search for bedding was as unfruitful as trying to grow pineapples in the mojave. However, a pointless little table caught my eye. Such a cute little table, with it’s faux-distressed finish and it’s salient red streak, I tried to picture it’s use in my apartment. After weeks of sitting on it, I came up with this idea to put my equally as cute Technics 1200 on the table and use one of the crates for my records to go underneath, which would also double as a perch for my stereo. (I really have forgot how to write using any sort of structure, bear with me.)

With such a great use I went out and purchased my little cutesy table & proudly walked it into it’s new home… only to find that the damn record crate is 0.53 inches too wide to fit under the damn table. Just once, can’t the home decor gods be nice to me? Now I am up in arms with this flash piece of furniture. If I was the least bit inclined I’d dismantle the crate and saw off 3/4’s an inch but sadly I got a ‘D’ in wood shop. Which was a hair better than the ‘D-’ I received in metal shop. So I guess my odds are a bit better then they could be.

Unmanly manly men. What a title.

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