April 13, 2006

The chicks always dig the Abe Lincoln beard.

current jam: Forces At Work by The Feelies

I’m not usually one for gimmicks, gadgets, gizmos, doomaflotches, doomahackeys or whatchamacallits. Unless we are talking the candy bar, I just love that blend of peanut flavored crisp and caramel bar covered in milk chocolate. It’s stellar.

Anyhow, I just recently purchased a Gillette “powered” Fusion, the new gaudy (I just love that word) 5+1 blade shaver.


Is it the best a man can get? The answer is yes. I am a modest; “fairly-hairy beast” & I can assure you that this razor is the closest thing to a clean shave that I have ever received. When that steel hits that face I becomed engulfed in the shaver’s Xanadu, I think when the steamed mirror faded I saw KD Lang smiling at me.

This post was paid-for by the Lesbian Whatchamacallit Shavers of America.

Posted by staynobody at April 13, 2006 12:34 AM
Comments

If you haven't tried Nature Valley Sweet and Salty Almond bars, my friend, then you've never experienced heaven.

k.d. lang had/has such an amazing voice, too bad she was always so hideous. And a lesbian. She was kinda hot in Pee Wee's Christmas Special, though.

Posted by: Chad on April 20, 2006 02:28 AM

Gonna send you a mix cd (with one k.d. lang song). Yes, the Whatchamacallit is still nirvana! (without Cobain)

Posted by: Nick on May 21, 2006 07:25 PM

i did actually try a whatchamacallit for the first time ever, due to viewing the candy bar on your page. that shit was good, i hope you are too.

Posted by: dana on June 22, 2006 08:24 PM
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