November 09, 2004

stank you very much

It just dawned on me… I am a very flirtatious human being. All this time I thought I was just being nice & playful but no, I am a sinister boy whose sexuality is unmatched. So if I bat my eyeballs at you, pay me no mind, it’s my insatiable hunger for attention. It’s the only-child in me.

Halo 2 came out today - my panties are wet just thinking about it. Oops, there I go again, flirting. Seriously, I need for someone to take away the Xbox, it’s consuming me!

Hey four pounds to go before I get my tweezers back. It’s sad that my motivation for losing weight is plucking hair. My priorities are fucked; I should want to lose weight for the important things in my life, like making myself sexier for the “girl” & to fit back into all my sexy-boy clothing.

Dustin & I are going to go see National Treasure this weekend. It’s my notion that it will be the worst film ever made. Normally I wouldn’t give money to such filth but I have to see for myself, I mean this might be the most preposterous idea of film history. Oh and that sexy Sean Bean is in it. I love my Sean Bean. I live on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

I want to go dancing because I haven’t done so in ages. And this boy needs to pop-lock on the floor.

Hey, I have just completed disc two of my annual diary. If you know what that means then you might be excited. If you don’t, well then… it’s really no loss. Who wants to do some CD swapping? I have been in need of music from outside people.

Posted by staynobody at November 9, 2004 03:44 PM
Comments

I will refrain from criticizing your conscious decision to see that movie, but only because of the potentially fatal information you hold over me. But I think that we should be even now.

If it weren't for Halo 2 commercial airings every, oh, 48 seconds on the telly, I wouldn't have known the game was being released. The narrator sounds suspiciously like John Hurt. I feel strongly that it will SUCK ASS, much like the original did.

I suppose I could whip up a grandiose mix CD for you.

Posted by: The Good, the Chad, and the Ugly on November 10, 2004 06:20 AM

whoa there, Halo did not suck ass! I actually rented Halo 2 last night & it "whips asshole".

We are so not even, me seeing National Treasure for the campy factor is definitely not as bad as you and your movie ventures.

Chad's top 20?

Posted by: crystopher on November 10, 2004 11:25 AM

Halo does suck.

Posted by: Dustin on November 10, 2004 06:22 PM

Chris! Answer my email! It's more important than anything else!

Sidethought... Is that "shawn bawn" or "seen been" or Sean's Balls? It's more fun with alcohol.

Posted by: Nick on November 10, 2004 06:54 PM

P.S. National Treasure opens on the 19th.

Posted by: Dustin on November 10, 2004 09:09 PM
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