July 21, 2006

my favorite missed connections: #'s 2 & 3

why do you play those games - 31 (pittsburg / antioch)

well i guess its the classic, daughter like mother, well you say i reiund your life because i devorcd you, you keep cheating on me and its my falt. i dont know why i love you, but im gonna handle that problem of mine.you tell everyone think im the fucked up one but little do they know the the sweet princess is actually the devil in disguise. do they know the you fucked my nephew, my best friend when we went on our honeymoon, you fucked your boss, you fucked your dad. well good luck to the next dumb bastard. after your act last nite i dont want to hear or see your face evcer again, oh yeah tell that to eric to people hes my nephew, eat shit and bark at the moon bitch

Wow. I mean, WOW. Who is this woman and how come she didn’t fuck me too? I mean, that’s quite the list of cheatings. Impressive. Disgusting but impressive. My guess is that she sleeps with anyone who can spell the correct versions of “reiund” & “devorcd”. Seeing the spelling, the grammar & the entire paragraph full of god-awful idiocy, my guess… that this relationship failed due to lack of communication. Just a guess.


hey doctor - w4m (oakland piedmont / montclair)

kaiser surgery junior resident
you cut open my butt

let's get ice cream


There is no way this one is real. I mean, not only did this person get surgery at Kaiser but by a Kaiser junior resident. This person never lived to write this missed connection. It's a hoax. Kaiser kills people.

Posted by staynobody at July 21, 2006 08:25 PM
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