July 19, 2006

my favorite missed connections: #1

I often spend time reading Missed Connections on Craigslist. Before that I used to read personal ads for entertainment, it’s sad, I know.


Pizza Delivery Guy Jacking Off near Nations San Ramon Last Night - m4m - 32 (danville / san ramon)

Donât know that you will see this, but Thanks for the show last night. Watching you jack that fat cock of yours in your car was awesome â but the load you shot up your stomach and chest was an incredible waste. Why donât we arrange for you to shoot that in my mouth next time? I know you were surprised at first that I was sitting in my SUV (you obviously didnât see me in there until you were way into your session), but maybe youâre more comfortable now and I can help work that load out of you â or even offer a hand job â nobody will know but us. You didnât stick around long but next time I head that way to grab a burger I would like to grab a hold of you first dude. Email me if you see thisâ.

I like this one, I mean a guy wants to eat a burger but then decides he wants to eat pizza. I often am torn between eateries so I can totally identify but I don’t think seeing the pizza delivery guy’s dick would sway me. Even though I have recently had a strange craving for Sausage pizza. Hmmmmmm…

Posted by staynobody at July 19, 2006 05:25 PM
Comments

oh i only WISH my missed connection could have been so cool. I could make a game out of planting fake MC's and you could have to guess if it's me or not.
or not.
lata,
J to the mutha fuckin' C

Posted by: jenn on July 19, 2006 08:39 PM

Oh, dear Lord! How dare you befoul the sanctity of the worldwide web with such smut! The once pristine beauty of the online world now reeks of the debauchery you have quoted! I'll be sure to check your site daily for updates!!! ;-)

Posted by: NY on July 20, 2006 07:48 AM

Mmmm... Italian sausage!! ;-)

Posted by: NY on July 24, 2006 10:07 PM
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