Staynobody

life log part II

My life from 2:35 pm – 11:19 am

2:51 went downstairs and laid down with each of my cats & aunt’s cats.

3:32 finished cat-napping and finished off ¼ of a box of Count Chocula.

3:38 commenced in finishing off lemonade. Note: Lemonade & Count Chocula = bad.

4:17 started taking apart my stereo because it is fucked up.

4:23 received a call from Kayla.

5:32 turned on fox sports to get sleeper help for fantasy football.

6:17 my cousin walks in the door & we leave to our usual dinner spot.

6:20 he tells me that his sister got suspended from school. (Janna, you are so wild).

6:49 Wendy’s is slamming. I ask for sweet n’ sour sauce and the employee keeps handing me barbecue sauce instead.

7:24 Justin takes me to Target to buy the new Mos Def record & to get cash to go see TEAM AMERICA…

8:10 the hunt for Justin’s Batman costume takes us to our first of 3 Halloween superstores.

8:16 Ray calls me to tell me he will be Mario for Halloween.

8:17 I start brainstorming on good Halloween costumes. I come up with Sledgehammer & David Crosby

8:35 we enter the second Halloween superstore. An adorable set of sisters with their mom are checking me out. (I know my hair was kickin’). We then overhear the mother telling one of them to quit looking at me and that I am “too old”.

8:36 I am flattered.

8:45 Dustin calls me and asks, “What’s going on?” We tell him about our movie plans and make him look up the film’s last showing. It’s at 9:20 & I know we aren’t going to make it

8:49 Justin finally gets help about his costume and he instantly drools over the girl at the counter who tells a bunch of youngins’ that they only have 5 minutes to “pretend to shop”. Justin & I are instantly amazed of her control of the situation and I think he falls in love with her.

9:15 Dustin arrives to my house and we do not make any attempt to scramble to the theatre.

9:35 Ray picks us up for banana splits in which none of us get banana splits. I settle for cherry vanilla & champagne sherbet. Don’t get the champagne sherbet.

10:00 I make Dustin put on his shoes and go with me to the post office while listening to Mos Def.

10:34 Kayla calls; I make her talk to Dustin to tell him about her friend “Dot”. Whose real name is, I believe, is Jen. Dustin jokingly says that he will “cut himself every night while thinking about Dot.” He’s joking, I think?

11:03 we get home & watch TV.

01:03 Dustin goes home. I make a phone call.

02:29 I resist touching myself.

02:45 I insist on touching myself

3:13 I stop touching myself completely frustrated and with a new cut on my cock from digging my fingernails in. I then realize I haven’t had an orgasm in 4 days. I think I am about due. Why does my cock hate me?

3:29 I wash-up, brush my teeth and hop into bed. Unshowered – the third time this year I have done so.

4:18 the last time I see the clock before I sleep.

9:00 Alarm goes off I brush my teeth and head downstairs to talk about the plans of going to a collectors fair with my mother.

9:10 Aunt Barbara is over and talking to my mother.

10:35 I still haven’t asked if we were our going to the fair.

10:37 I decide to shower because I am filthy.

10:55 I am listening to Sparks while drying off & putting my clothes on.

11:12 I realize I have spaced-out & I do not know what is going on.

11:18 I decide to update this place.

11:19 I realize just how dull my life truly is.

Posted by staynobody at October 16, 2004 11:51 AM